We’re brining our Cannon Canon series to a close with 1985’s absolutely awful King Solomon’s Mines, a nominal Allan Quatermain adaptation that’s really an incredibly inept Indiana Jones rip-off.

Only the Icelandic snacks sent to us by listener Einar Masson get us through the horrors of the movie’s 100-minute run time. It commits all the cardinal sins. All of them!

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